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I Was the Second Woman in an Open Marriage

I Was the Second Woman in an Open Marriage

We’ve been talking a lot about threesomes lately, and I mentioned that I recently played sister-wife for six weeks with a married couple in an open marriage. The first question people always ask is, “How did this even happen?” Well, about once a year, usually sometime in September, I go crazy and scream to the heavens, “I HATE THIS GODFORSAKEN CITY!!!” and “WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!?” I then jump in my car and drove from Los Angeles to Northern California or Oregon for about three months. I settle down on a farm somewhere off the grid and reconnect with the land, learn the newest conspiracy theories and make some money picking apples or milking goats. This past harvest season was no different—only this year I wound up on a farm with the hottest couple in the world. I realized I was literally fucked the minute I laid eyes on them. He was the definition of the alpha male and quite possibly the most amazing male specimen on the entire planet. We’ll call him Jack. He’s…