Bundle of Sexy Joy Channing Tatum hit Reddit yesterday for an “Ask Me Anything” to promote the release of his next movie, Magic Mike XXL, and as you might expect, things got a little goofy. Sure, people wanted to know about the movie, about his friendship with Jonah Hill, and about how fatherhood has changed him, but then there were other people who got Tatum to talk about everything from his ideal sandwich to taking a dump in a blizzard (no, really). You can catch the whole AMA over at Reddit, but we’ve gathered the 10 strangest, funniest, and just plain delightful moments for you right here.
On the most unbelievable thing he’s ever done…
“I just went to Iceland and tried to do a small expedition across the glacier and we didn’t make it. We had to be emergency evacuated as there was a white out blizzard which I got to take a poop in. It actually freezes before it hits the ground.”
On typing that infamous leaked “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” email:
“I hit the h and a for a long time before I realized I could copy and paste. I’m not the most tech savvy person around but it did become a lot easier and faster.”
On his favorite sandwich:
“bread, white. peanut butter, not crunchy, creamy. grape jelly, double portion, more than you think should actually fit on a piece of white bread. bread. and then some cheetos shoved in there, and then you’re good to go.”
On still being into Care Bears:
“I was just given a bear for my 35th Birthday by a friend Joanne and it was a bear with a heart on it. The carebear cousins were my favorite. There was the lion and the fast rabbit. Those two were pretty awesome.”
On how he’d survive a zombie apocalypse:
“Oh man. Crossbow, straight up, and I’d want an army of ninja chimpanzees that crush people all around me.
"Or I would just go to Sandra Bullock’s house as I’m sure she has all that stuff because she’s dope and kick-ass.”
On the inevitability of getting lost in Magic Mike co-star Matt Bomer’s eyes:
“absofuckinglutely. no matter if you’re a man, woman, cat, hamster, you will get lost in matt bomer’s eyes. I don’t know what they are made of outside of dreams and rainbows and amazingness but it truly doesn’t matter. And when he sings. It’s like God gave with both hands and then grew a third hand and graced him with more. he’s crazy talented.”
On this very odd Kill/Fuck/Marry trio:
“Gilbert Gottfried, Danny Devito and Ray Romano?
"I’d fuck Danny Devito, as I was saying earlier it could be fun. I’d marry Ray Romano, because I think he has a pretty solid perspective on marriage. I don’t know who would be the male or female, you figure it out. And I like Gilbert Gottfried but I wouldn’t mind killing him.”
On who’d win in a fight between him and Magic Mike XXL co-star Joe Manganiello:
“It would be a messy fight. The light would probably bounce off of his pectoral muscles and blind me.”
On which of his Magic Mike XXL co-stars he’d most like to get a lap dance from:
“I am not even joking about this. Kevin Nash. I’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be tiny in his arms and thrown around.”
On his penis’ nickname…