Every Facebook status you post is a terrifying game of roulette that could end with dozens of notifications from an absurd argument between two people you barely know and has nothing to do with your original status. There are people that you just dread seeing pop up in your newsfeed, but you know you can never unfriend them. Here are the 10 people you constantly hope never add their input to your status.
1. THE “I DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE GOOGLE FRIEND”
2. THE CONSTANT DOWNER
3. THE BRAGGER
4. YOUR INSANELY POLITICAL UNCLE
5. YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS FRIEND
6. YOUR EXTREMELY ATHEIST FRIEND
7. YOUR CONFUSED MOM
8. THE RAPID-FIRE COMMENTER RAMBLING ON ABOUT NOTHING
9. THE TV SPOILER AKA THE ACTUAL DEVIL
10. THE CRYPTIC SOOTHSAYER THAT MIGHT MURDER YOU
Rob is a comedy writer based in Kentucky. You have definitely read a lot of what he has written.