We both know you’re going to get way too drunk on New Year’s Eve and make a series of terrible decisions. Or maybe you’ll just have a quiet, relaxing night home with your family. Who knows? Either way, if you have a few drinks you’re going to want to start texting people and, let me tell you, that is a very bad idea. But don’t worry: If you follow this very important guide of who to avoid texting on New Year’s Eve, you’ll be perfectly fine. Honestly, you should avoid drunk-texting any of these people, but especially on December 31st.

1. Your Boss

2. Your Ex

3. Your Colleagues

4. Someone You Just Met

5. Your Cell Phone Service Provider

6. Your Landlord

7. Your Mom

8. Your Dad

9. Your Roommate

10. Yourself