You probably know Jose Canseco from his baseball career, but he’s actually a duel threat—a homerun hitter and an insane person on Twitter. If you haven’t scrolled his timeline recently, you’re missing out on gems about space travel, eating your dog’s vomit and Alex Rodriguez, whom he constantly calls “bitch tits” for some reason. I am compelled to add that, although this is a humor post, the following four tweets actually did come from @JoseCanseco:
Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 15, 2012
al gore was a head of his time .i miss him rest in peace buddy hug for u— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012
Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dieing— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 26, 2012
By my calculations if we nuked the polar ice caps on Mars we would make an ocean of 36 feet deep across the whole planet.— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 11, 2015
Now Canseco has set his sights on something completely different: overseeing the Federal Reserve. Earlier this week he tweeted, “Hey brother @realDonaldTrump give me control of the Fed and we will make the economy great again. Dow at 40k in 4 Years. #Yeswecanseco.” Given Trump’s choices so far, a Conseco appointment honestly wouldn’t be that surprising. So what would he do as head of the Federal Reserve? We put together some future tweets to help us think through this all too likely eventuality.