The 90s were a magical time, but it’s unfortunate that some of the best pick up lines of all time were left undiscovered. Thankfully the internet is still obsessed with the 90s, so most of the lines that would’ve worked back then are still just as effective today. Only true 90s kids will be hooking up as a result of these lines. Good luck out there because if you’re googling pickup lines, you’re going to need it!
Dang girl are you Marc Summers, the host of Double Dare, because I’m definitely gonna accept your physical challenge.
You can call me JNCO because I’m gonna be wrapped around your waist all day, every day.
I should start calling your booty Mufasa because I’m about to trample that thing.
Dang girl are you the world wide web because it is taking me way too long to get on you.
Are you Marv & Harry and I’m Kevin McCallister, because I’m sitting here Home Alone just waiting for you to show up.
If we hook up you’ll call me Super Nintendo because I’m twice as good as the last one you had.
You can call me Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor because I’m gonna have you grunting all night long.
Ladies call me the Super Soaker 50 because if you get near me you’re gonna end up soaking wet.
Is there a big stack of POGs in the back of your dress, because all I want to do is smash it with my Slammer.
I nicknamed your booty vampire and changed my name to Buffy because all I want to do is slay it.
Hey girl are you a pack of Big League Chew because I want you in my mouth immediately.
Let’s go back to my place and do it like Sonic the Hedgehog 2; fast, loud and with Tails involved.
You must have Scrooge McDuck’s vault of coins in your pants because all I want to do is dive face first into it.