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21 Reasons This Election Season Was Like Having Bad Sex

21 Reasons This Election Season Was Like Having Bad Sex: Vincent Besnault / Getty Images

Vincent Besnault / Getty Images

What can you say about the 2016 election other than it was a big surprise for some and a huge disappointment for others? While we don’t know what’s going to happen next, we do know that the campaigning and the election process was a complete nightmare that you really just want to forget. Sort of like a very bad night of sex. Here are 21 reasons this election season was like having really terrible sex.


1. A third party that no one wanted kept trying to get involved.

2. Most people just talked about it on the internet all day instead of actually doing it.

3. Ted Cruz was there.

4. You don’t want to hear any details about how your parents did it.

5. The last thing you want is to have a major leak.

6. It’s never good if one of the people involved appeared to have a stroke in the middle of it.

7. The leak got so bad one of the chairs had to be thrown out.

8. Someone refused to discuss or reveal details of their past.

9. At one point a big bucket of KFC chicken was involved.

10. Someone had literally no experience whatsoever.

11. Right in the middle of it, a major probe took place.

12. 9/11 was brought up way too many times.

13. At the end of the night, lots of people left crying and disappointed.

14. It lasted way too long, and definitely not in a good way.

15. All of your friends wouldn’t stop tweeting jokes about the results.

16. Even though it’s getting way too hot, one of them refused to acknowledge a change in the temperature.

17. “Pussy grabbing” became way too common and casual.

18. Hair was way too much of the focus.

19. You really hope you don’t have to have a discussion about it during Thanksgiving Dinner.

20. A bunch of celebrities made viral videos of themselves getting involved.

21. And of course, the woman didn’t even get to finish.


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