Sometimes, it’s easy to nail down what kind of male a dude is, especially out at the bars. It’s sort of a limited animal kingdom, really. You spot an overly aggressive reaction to someone bumping into them or catch how timid they are in the babe approach, and you think, “Ah, that type of guy.” Assumedly inspired by that sort of observation, writer-illustrator H. Caldwell Tanner did up a short animatation for CollegeHumor called “All 24 Types Of Males Explained,” and it’s solid. But, then again, there might only be two types of men—assholes and pussies.