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30 of the Worst Things You Could Yell During Sex

30 of the Worst Things You Could Yell During Sex: lekcej / getty

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There are a lot of things that go through your mind during a sexual encounter, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they should travel from your brain out of your mouth. Most of the time, it’s quite the contrary. So what would be the absolute worst things you could yell during sex? Here are 30 dreadful sentences you should avoid at all costs.

1. “Wow, NO ONE ever makes me wear a condom, haha.”

2. “Mmm, you taste like garlic knots.”

3. “Why is this burning so much?”

4. With every thrust Pew! Pew! Pew!

5. “Do you think Adnan is guilty?”

6. “This is the 19th best sex I’ve ever had!”

7. “Applebee’s new “2 for $20” menu let’s you choose two entrees and an appetizer for one low price. The “2 for $20” menu is available at participating locations only. No substitutions.”

8. “No no, you can check your email really quick. Haha, that’s no problem at all…haha.”

9. “How do you feel about the electoral college?”

10. “I have now taken you as a lover.”

11. “Actually, hold on. I do think we should turn off the lights now.”

12. “Is there still a tampon in there? How do those work, exactly?”

13. “TAYLOR HICKS WON SEASON five OF AMERICAN IDOL!”

14. “I am very glad we had the opportunity to make whoopee together.”

15. “This makes me miss my ex so much. God, I loved her.”

16. “What are you thinking about right now?”

17. “Hey, remember when people would get slimed on Nickelodeon?”

18. “Oh…was that your first time, or something?”

19. “Pretty crazy that I was conceived in this bed and now we’re making a baby in it, huh?”

20. “Are you familiar with the Mandela Effect?”

21. “Did I finish yet?”

22. “My wife would be so mad if she saw us right now haha.”

23. “Which Smash Mouth song should I play next?”

24. “Am I doing a good job?”

25. “What’s your Wifi password?”

26. “Do you mind if I put this on Snapchat?”

27. “Do you mind if I put this on LinkedIn?”

28. “No, that wasn’t sweat. I was just crying a little more than usual.”

29. “Okay, I’m gonna be honest. I have no idea what this thing is haha.”

30. “Make America great again!”

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