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These Are the 5 Sex Positions Most Likely to Break Your Penis

These Are the 5 Sex Positions Most Likely to Break Your Penis: MadalynsBlog

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No position is safe when it comes to not breaking your penis during sex, but some are less safe than others, according to a new Vice interview with renowned sex therapist Dr. Kat van Kirk.

The data comes from a very vivid, and incredibly terrifying Brazilian study conducted over the past 13 years. Read this next blurb at your own risk:

Analyzing data from three accident and emergency units in the Brazilian city of Campinas over the past 13 years for clear cases of penile fractures (in which the ligament in the penis either tears or overextends, often with a loud, painful crack), the doctors determined that half of all such fractures came when women rode men, with 29 percent resulting from over-vigorous doggy-style and 21 percent resulting from missionary sex.

So, if you want to avoid “a loud, painful crack,” these are the 5 heterosexual sex positions you should be the most careful while attempting if you don’t want to break your penis (in order of least to most likely to ruin your junk).

5. Titty F*cking

Bet you didn’t see that one coming (no pun intended there). Though it may seem impossible, breaking your D on her lady pillows is much easier than you’d think.

“I’ve seen a few penile fractures, not just with the pelvic bone, but when guys are in the process of trying to give a pearl necklace,” says Dr. Kat. “Sometimes they’ll put so much force against the woman’s sternum that it can fracture [the penis], and if you’re not using any lube, the friction can cause some problems too.”

4. Missionary

Bet you thought missionary style was safe, huh? WRONG! According to Dr. Kirk, both men and women can be injured during missionary style if the man is going too hard and the woman has a short cervix. Double ouch.

A surprising 21 percent of all heterosexual injuries happen during missionary sex.

3. Doggy Style

Every guy has, at some point during sex, missed while performing doggy style and smashed into his partner’s pubic bone. Though it doesn’t always cause a fracture, that’s how your end up breaking your manhood if you do that too hard or too often.

This one is much more common way to break you penis. Doggy style related injuries account for 29 percent of all sex injuries.

2. Cowgirl*

These last two take the cake when it comes to penile injuries. Seriously, 50 percent of all sex injuries happen while the woman is riding on top of the man.

Sure, it’s quite exciting letting your woman take control, but make sure both of you are paying attention, because all it takes is one slip for your schlong to go bye-bye.

1. Reverse Cowgirl

The reason reverse cowgirl is number one over the regular cowgirl is due to the angle of the reverse cowgirl. Apparently it’s much more dangerous than the plain ol’ cowgirl. Here’s Dr. Kirk’s take on it:

“This issue is basically the woman’s pubic bone,” explains Dr. Van Kirk. “It’s slightly differently positioned in each woman. At times there’s not enough lubrication when the woman goes to sit on the penis if there’s enough force or friction or the penis catches on the pubic bone, that’s when that bend will occur in that ligament. That is more common than people think.”

Well, at least now you’ve been warned, so you won’t be surprised when you ignore this article and break yourself doing what you were going to do anyway.

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