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Playboy’s 50 Shades of Grey Drinking Game

Playboy’s 50 Shades of Grey Drinking Game:

Fifty Shades of Grey premieres this Valentine’s Day weekend, and we at Playboy.com want to make sure you’re prepared. Here are some things we encourage you to take to the theater: 1) a healthy sense of skepticism toward Christian Grey’s method of wooing women, 2) a “don’t-try-this-at-home-without-watching-the-YouTube-video-first” attitude regarding all demonstrated BDSM techniques, and 3) a flask.

Bring along the following guidelines (modify as you see fit) and take a drink every time…

  • Christian demonstrates his skills as a world-class stalker
  • You are introduced to an employee of Christian’s (two drinks if it’s a blond woman)
  • There is a gratuitous display of Christian’s wealth (two drinks if somebody mentions Christian’s helicopter, Charlie Tango, by name)
  • Christian tells Ana she should stay away from him or that he would be bad for her
  • You wonder if Christian is a vampire
  • Ana blushes
  • Ana bites her lip
  • Ana friend-zones Jose
  • Somebody says “laters”
  • Elliot is charming
  • Katherine Kavanagh is a boss (two drinks if she is called by her full name)
  • Somebody mentions “the contract” (two drinks if Ana is unsure whether or not to sign it)

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