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55 Funniest Twitter Accounts Under 5000 Followers

55 Funniest Twitter Accounts Under 5000 Followers:

Here they are folks, the funniest tweeters under 5k followers. In addition to some of my favorite tweeters that have been around for years there are numerous new users on here as well with hilarious tweets from different parts of the world, all adding their own style and humor to the mix. At the inception of this list every tweeter had under 5,000 followers, but as many of you are turned on to these hidden gems, this is sure to change.

DANEZIE

Danezie is one of my all-time favorites and as an added bonus, his bio “never been featured in Playboy” can now finally change.


KAREN TOZZI

Karen spends her time taking care of her fruit bat Francis and creating colorful “Snurbs” to display in her etsy shop.


CRAPPY STUFF FOR JERKS

Rebecca is witty, kind and genuinely likes to interact with other users on this site so I advise you to quickly befriend her.


SCAWN

Irony loving Canadian boy with a passion for Tom Hanks movies.


ALISON LEIBY

Alison is a New York comedian and comic, hopefully working hard to shape future generations Sexual Education textbooks.


CHELSEA NACHMAN

Some say she’s never left that couch…


JOE GARBE

Joe is an avid user and advocator of words that make others uncomfortable.


DROOBIS

Self-proclaimed “dong chongler,” Droobis has a different style of humor than most on this site which is very refreshing.


MIKE LEVINE

Mike is an extremely talented artist and shirt designer, find some of his work I’m a fan of over at mikelevinecameupwith.com.


MIKE GLAZER

Mike is a writer for Billy on the Street (which is also extremely funny) and a successful comedy author.


MERGYVER

Not to be confused with the TLC show, HoneyWooWoo is actually enjoyable & extremely worth your time.


A PILE OF CHEESE

I think about this tweet often for some reason, and hopefully after reading it you will too. The cheese is good.


TODD WILLIAMS

God and Todd rhyming may not just be a coincidence.


THE GOOD SPUD

The smallest account on this list (at the time of its creation), Spud has twistedly funny jokes that will hopefully soon push him up the rankings.


HOT DOG WEINER

Rachel is a fiery Texan that has a strained relationship with Full House’s Dave Coulier.


FUNKMASTER FLEXERIL

All I can say regarding this is poor Pat should have seen it coming.


CRAB GIRL

Even though Crab Girl may be one of the smallest accounts on this list, this may be one of my favorites along with their many other gems.


DR. GHOSTBABY

I’m not sure how this baby got his PHD nor turned into a ghost, but I feel it’s best not to ask question and just follow him.


SANDY HONIG

Staff photographer for Rookie Magazine and one hell of an embroiderer.


KATHAROS CUM

Katie has announced her candidacy for the next presidential election. After reading the bit about Audioslave I hope she secures your vote.


SOME LIGHT CRYING

Brief tweets that just really make you smile and only cry a tad.


LIL JON LOVITZ

The setting may be a little ridiculous, but his tweets set the scene for you to laugh and imagine freely.


ALICIA HAWKES

Alicia is a very, very sick ten year old with quite the clever timeline.


JOHN BIEHL

That’s just one of the greatest tweets I’ve ever seen.


PROSE AND CONNORS

Edgar has risen from the dead with a new, lighter style of writing.


YAEL

Yael is quickly cultivating followers, with numerous quality tweets and witty replies she’s a delight.


ANN

Part of Obama’s advising staff that who likes to substitute in as president in their free time.


SHADY GRENADE

Hardly shady at all, Matt is actually nice guy from Minnesota with some swell tweets.


THE ROBOT SPY

Her tweets are protected so go follow her.

This wonderful gal is the only writer for The Onion that is also part robot (to my knowledge).


BRIAN DOYLE

Brian is a DC resident, playwright, and man who is one hell of a puppeteer.


DJANGO GOLD

Satirist who Sonny Rollins once accused of “trying to “kill jazz.“


ELECTRALUXXX

You probably should follow her before the dog brings any more beers…


SEANDUNN76

This tweet almost single handedly enticed me into re-watching A Night at the Roxbury, ALMOST.


ARIEL DUMAS

This was getting a little ridiculous, I’m happy that Ariel finally fessed up to it all.


SAM REID

Depressingly funny sometimes, Sam really knows how to utilize all emotions for an effective tweet.


PHIL JAMESSON

Philip is an NYU graduate and a part-time youtuber / feline barkeep.


FOXY•MORON

Her tweets are silly and right up my alley, hopefully yours too.


MARIN HUBKA

Hopefully Marin has figured out how to get her pants on so she can get back to writing some more hilarious tweets.


MOLLY

Liker of birds, disliker of exaggeration.


LEAH TISCIONE

Leah is a talented illustrator and apparent mathematician.


ABBY COHEN

I’m just hoping to get in on this reverse wealth Abby is going to receive.\


SHARLA TSWEB

Sharla Tsweb has mastered the art of the pun, from the ones that make you laugh and groan to the ones that make you double take, they’re all here.


BEAU HARTENSTEIN

Chicago funny man and disgruntled farmer.


ALI GARFINKEL

Ali is a writer’s assistant on Amazon Studios’ Hand of God series and a scarecrow enthusiast.


DON G FUTURE

Canadian man, jokester, and artist, Don rules.


SLAM SQUAT-THRUST

Hell enthusiast with some pretty sweet sunglasses.


TRIBAL SPACE CAT

While we can’t be entirely sure what her twitter handle means, we can be sure on one thing, “she is flirting with you”.


SUPER WIZARD BRO

Simple, but effectively funny tweets, plus he’s a wizard bro.


LEI

This isn’t Lei’s only tweet regarding Andre 3000; if that doesn’t peak your interest then I don’t know what will.


MERMAN MELVILLE

Merman is a notably excellent account that I recently came across, offering helpings of laughs and advice for New York City residents she’s splendid.


BEA_KER

A man who is no longer welcomed at this doctor’s office.


CEEKS

McDonalds connoisseur and advocator of phonetically sound names.


WIENER TOBOGGAN

Wonderful jokester that’s been making funnies and paintings as long as I can recall on this site. Check out this lion’s art at chytlaart.com.


DYL DON’T

A university student from Ireland that knows how to properly soothe a crying baby.


ABBY NORMAL

So radically different that she once used the contraction “guys’re” in one of her tweets.


END NOTE:

As I was compiling this list of wonderful tweeters I came across the following four users that had been under 5,000 but have now passed the mark. I couldn’t rightfully put them on the list so instead they’re listed below a terrific tweet from each of them; congrats gang!

MADELEINE DOUX

BLOTTY

RUINED PICNIC

BOB VULFOV

Need more funny tweets? Check out Playboy’s 50 Funniest Women on Twitter.


Stephen is a joke teller and Twitter master based out of San Diego. Follow him here: @Thynebear.

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