The Fifty Shades of Grey movie is coming out this Friday and everyone (well, every middle-aged woman) is excited to finally see Christian Grey whip a young girl (or whatever stuff actually happens in the book) on a giant screen. And while we’re not that excited about seeing literary garbage adapted into a film, we are interested in all the Fifty Shades-inspired photos and videos we’ll see this week. Starting it off is the very lovely (and curvy) Abigail Ratchford who posted this video on her Instagram:

Can we just put this on repeat for two hours?