Nope. Sorry, I can’t. I just can’t right now. This is too much for my little heart to take.

Abigail Ratchford, Lindsey Pelas, and practically every other one of the hottest girls on Instagram threw what appears to be the greatest slumber party of all time…? Wait, forget “slumber party”, this is undoubtable the greatest single event in the history of humanity.

The sheer amount of cleavage present in one room is utterly unfathomable. I’m trying to find a comparison, but clearly my brain has been scrambled by looking at these images and I can’t think straight.

Ok ok… this is like the 1992 Olympics men’s basketball team. 1992 was the first year that the USA decided to send pro players to represent their country, so they assembled the Dream Team comprised of Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Charles Barkley, Karl Malone, and every other great who played in that era. The result was sheer dominance and an easy gold medal. This is a lot like that, only with a lot more lingerie (I assume). This is quite possible the greatest assembly of hot girls I have ever witnessed, and I write DAILY articles for PLAYBOY. I follow Dan Bilzerian, Tony Toutouni, AND The Candyman on Instagram.

This? This…. is something else. The fact that these are real people, who actually live and exist, and were in the same room at the same time together… is just baffling.

Here, check out the rest of the pictures. Bask in them. Take it all in and enjoy, because you may never reach this level of happiness again.


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Oh wait. There’s more :)

You can also check out this exclusive video Abigail Ratchford filmed for where she re-enacts some classic moments from the TV show Baywatch.