Fuller House gets released on Netflix tomorrow and I am already bracing myself. I grew up on Full House and I have a strong hunch this is one of those things that you just don’t re-visit. I have a feeling Fuller House is going to be a lot like Girl Meets World; fun to think about, but borderline unwatchable in reality. According to reports, the story-line of this Full House re-boot is focused on DJ, Stef, and Kimmy and their children. I heard that Danny and the uncles are hardly even in it. I am not looking forward to this, but I’ll still binge-watch the whole thing.
On the plus side, bringing Full House back means that a whole new generation of people get to meet the Tanners. It also means that Pornhub, an adult film company, puts out a parody called “Full Holes.” Yep, as if my childhood was not being ruined enough!
Full Holes features characters suchs as Uncle Jizzy, Kimmy Gobbler, Handy Tanner, BJ, Stuffme, Muffchelle, and more. Check out the trailer here:
Yep, that’s disturbing.
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