Perhaps you consider yourself to be adventurous in the bedroom. Well, after watching this video, you’re probably going to feel like a 17th-Century Puritan (which I suppose is kind of kinky, if you’re into hats with buckles).

Woodrocket’s latest video asked adult-film starlets Nina Hartley, Mia Li, Veruca James, Nikki Darling, Holly Heart, Mona Wales, Roxanne Rae, Simone Sonay, Cherry Torn, and Daisy Ducati to describe the kinkiest scenes they’ve ever filmed. And unless you’ve ever farted glitter on someone pretending to be your grandma, your sex life is pretty vanilla by comparison. And that’s probably a good thing… especially for all the grandmas of the world.

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