Attempting to de-plane after landing can be a real pain in the ass. You’ve got all these people in front of you taking their sweet, sweet time pulling their luggage out and stretching their legs and shit while you’re just like, “Come on come on come on come on! I have been in this metal bird for long enough!”
Well, a Chinese man had had enough. He just had to get off that plane. So he opened the emergency exit door and deployed the plane’s emergency slide.
When asked why he opened the door, the man said, “To get off the plane quicker,” according to WABC-TV.
The man said he didn’t pay attention to pre-flight safety instructions and didn’t know that the exit and slide were for emergencies only. Which is, like, the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard in my entire life.
Chinese media say opening the door and deploying the slide caused more than $16,200 in damage.