When you think of Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek, your first thought isn’t of the trivia king snorting coke and nomming on some hash brownies, is it? If that was your first thought, what the hell is wrong with you?

Mr. Trebek recently sat down with Howard Stern to talk about what it’s like being Alex Trebek. Oh, and also about the time he snorted coke and ate five hash brownies and then slept for three days.

Check out the full clip below:

You can listen to the entire interview HERE, or, if you’re like me, you can remember Trebek the only way he should ever be remembered: