Jay Alvarrez and Alexis Ren are just like any other couple. You know, just a million times more interesting and a billion times more attractive. Where as most of us watch Netflix and maybe get some Applebee’s if it’s a special occasion, Jay and Alexis spend their time jumping out of airplanes, visiting waterfalls, and hanging out in the middle of the ocean… all while wearing swimsuits and looking like scientifically engineered specimens of what humans can look like.
Just watch this video depicting a typical day in the life of this super couple. They’re so much better than us.
Most of the video just follows around Alexis while she stands around looking hot. That might seem boring, but she’s just THAT hot… so it’s not. Plus, Jay amps things up by jumping out of airplanes, diving into the ocean and swimming with sharks. Still, the most interesting part is Alexis. The one part of the video that I really can’t condone is all the Stingray touching. Aren’t those things dangerous? Didn’t they kill the Crocodile Hunter? Should they be petting those things like that? It just doesn’t seem wise. The last thing we need is for something to happen to Alexis Ren. She needs to be preserved so future generations can study and appreciate her.
Here is some more Alexis Ren, because that’s always a great idea.