This whole “fitness tea” thing is one of the funniest things on the Internet in my opiinion. All the big Instagram models are always promoting “fit tea” or “detox tea” or “flat tummy tea”, all with the promise that this tea will get you looking like them. I see it everywhere. It’s smart advertising; you get the hottest people to say “drink this and you’ll end up like me” and people will flock to it.
Howver, the funny part, is that they’re all pretty much laxatives. That super babe that you’re oggling over? She’s basically just telling you “drink this tea and you’ll lose a bunch of weight because you’ll crap your brains out”. They’re all just crapping a lot. That’s the big secret. Everyone from Lindsey Pelas to Khloe Kardashian to Amber Rose, they’re all just drinking this tea to go to the bathroom more often. Sorry to ruin it for you, guys.
I’m not complaining, though. It’s funny, and it also results in some pretty great promo pics like this one of Amber Rose, who is undoubtably the Queen Of Curves.
All hail the queen.
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