For most people, the name Katie Couric isn’t synonymous with anal sex. That’s really more of a Kathie Lee and Hoda thing.
But now that Amy Schumer has had her way, Google searches for “Katie Couric Anal” are about to skyrocket.
While appearing on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Schumer explained an elaborate practical joke involving Couric’s cell phone. I won’t give it away, but let’s just say it left Couric’s husband thinking he was in for an interesting night.
As Schumer explained:
[Couric] left her phone open to texts from [her husband]. Don’t worry! I didn’t do anything. Except I picked it up, just without even thinking, to text him: “I wanna have anal tonight.” And I sent it… I didn’t even think. It just happened. I pick up the phone, it happened so fast. I show Mindy and I go, “Look what happened!’” She’s like, “What do you mean what happened? You did that! You just did that!” I show Colbert and he is on the floor laughing, like, on the floor. Katie comes back like 90 seconds later and her and her husband are like, “So… we’re leaving.” Like, “I don’t know why he wants to leave.” She loves humor.
Well played, although I do feel bad for Couric’s husband. Then again, for all we know Schumer did him a favor, and he ended up having an amazing night. Now let’s never think about this scenario ever again.
If you’re in the mood for more of Amy Schumer’s anal shenanigans (now that would make a great porn title), watch our interview below. You will not be disappointed.