People who love penis puns celebrated the news that Anthony Weiner has, once again, involved himself in a sexting scandal. You’d think at this point his PR team would take away his social media privileges or burn his phone and give him two rocks to bang together instead. But somehow he’s still sexting away to pretty much anyone on the Twitter that’ll agree to check out his junk. So we decided to log in to his laptop and see what his (totally real) search history looked like. It’s pretty much what you’d expect from old Wein-man. Godspeed you horny old goblin. Godspeed.