Kevin James has made some truly repugnant pieces of cinema and television, but, for some reason, people keep watching it and throwing large bags of money at him. It’s certainly a part of our culture that we’ll look back on in shame and embarrassment, but for now, we just have to endure it. I don’t really know what his new show is about and, honestly, I don’t care. But that doesn’t mean I can’t write a script for it that might as well have been lifted from the pilot episode itself. Enjoy!