When you’re in the business of entertainment news, it’s probably a challenge to not go insane talking about the Kardashian crew. There’s an estimated billion of them. Every time you stand in line at the supermarket, you notice a headline like “Kandy Kardashian Poses with Snakes in Another Magazine that Looks Like This One” and you’re almost positive that person didn’t exist the last time you wound up in a Wikipedia spiral.

So imagine an anchorman being forced to regurgitate the smallest details of everything from a Jenner seeing a shooting star to a Kardashian changing their iPhone case, over and over and over and over for what feels like eternity. There’s a limit. There has to be. For Florida’s John Brown at Fox35, that day was Friday, when he had to give his thoughts about Kylie Jenner getting a rabbit and naming it Bruce.

In a trance-like reaction, that was enough. His vocal opposition came loud and clear. An excerpt:

“Ok, I’m having a good Friday, so I refuse to talk about the Kardashians today. You are on your own, Amy. I can’t do it! I’ve had enough Kardashians! I can’t take anymore Kardashian stories on this show.”

He drops some more bellowing poetic media criticism, and then he’s gone, a beautiful and mysterious revolutionary with other things to do.


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