The latest Suicide Squad trailer finally got me onboard for the cinematic misadventures of a deranged supergroup. It glowed wild, kooky, colorful, and over the top. Then someone made it even more fun and ridiculous by redoing the whole thing with DC cartoons from the ‘90s. Now I don’t know what I want. I kind of want every preposterous variation of Suicide Squad—a puppet show version, a South Park rendition, maybe one where Jared Leto plays every part. I’m game for it all at this point.