We live in a society that’s obsessed with ranking everything and putting things in an order. Things like “Who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?” or “What’s the best type of car?” are constantly being debated. If I were to say “I don’t think Michael Jordan is the best basketball player ever” I’d probably get rocks thrown at me. We’re the only species that keeps a book of records, for crying out loud. Our need to quantify everything and have a solid unanimous decision is wild.
One debate that can soundly be put to rest, because there is a clear-cut answer, is “Who is the greatest of all time at displaying underboob?” The awnser is clearly Arianny Celeste. Don’t believe me? Just watch…
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