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‘Awake Dating’ is Helping Conspiracy Theorists Find Love–OR IS IT?!?

There’s someone for everyone, and for “awake” romantics, that means everyone from those who believe Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced with a lookalike to the those confident the Joint Chiefs of Staff launched a fake Cuban attack to justify invading Castro.

Welcome to Awake Dating, a way to “meet real people with real awareness, who, just like you, deserve someone to face the truth with.” In short, it’s a dating site for people who believe in conspiracy theories.

It’s not just that, though. Across the fascinating and colorful spectrum of Awake Dating there are a lot of more typical niche crowds into things like weed and veganism. In general, Awake Dating is just a way of meeting people who are into what you’re into.

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However, the deeper you go down the rabbit hole, the more likely you are to meet someone who also yells “Bush did 9/11” at Christmas gatherings or who has thoroughly researched the JFK assassination, which, personally, I’ve learned to only bring up after a certain number of dates (eleven).

Hey, dating’s hard enough without truthsayers having to sit through dinners with sheeple. I get it. Why not find someone who agrees that the moon landing was definitely fake and cultivate that weird little romance of yours?

H/T The Daily Dot

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