Imagine you’ve made the decision that you can’t hold it in anymore and you have to sit on the pot in a random public restroom. It’s terrible. It really is. But occasionally, some asshole writes something interesting on the wall for everyone to enjoy. Reddit asked their users for stories of what happened when they actually called the number written on the wall. We had to leave the extra juicy responses on Reddit.
1. QUICK PULL OUT
Someone answered and said “Hello”, and so I hung up really quickly.
2. DISAPPOINTED CALLER
The number had “call for dirty sailor fuck” written above it. Naturally I couldn’t resist calling it as soon as I got home. A very angry Latino man who couldn’t speak English answered. Suffice it to say, I didn’t get my dirty sailor fuck.
3. INSTANT BROMANCE
Had an hour-long conversation with a guy called Jim. He was confused as I was. Long story short we met up and had a pint. Laughed about it. And he helped me fix my car.
4. LOVE AT FIRST SEXT
Local bar of mine. Was intrigued by the offer of a free blowjob (I was drunk and didn’t expect anything but a bit of humor). Turns out the malicious ex of said girl I called, wrote down her number to obviously cause a ruckus. She asked what bar, and I told her. She darted over, we had a few beers and kept texting after that night. We currently have two twin girls, and have been together for 4 years.
5. WHAT A QUICK THINKER
I was in the bathroom and saw a number that said free blow jobs. So I thought eyy what the heck. It was the number for the police station. I thought about hanging up, telling them the truth, or making up a dumb question. I asked the lady on the other line if the station was open. It was 1pm. I’m just glad I didn’t start the call with something like “I hear your giving free BJ’s” or something like that.
6. PROBABLY COULD’VE MADE HER DAY
She was a prostitute who sounded like she was on a lot of drugs.
7. HOPE A BOSS DOESN’T CALL
Went straight to voicemail: “If you’re calling about the free blowjobs, please don’t ring me again and for the love of god somebody scratch my number off the damn stall!” beep