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This Beauty Blogger Says She Covers Her Face in Semen to Keep Her Skin Soft

The Internet is full of advice, tutorials, and how-to content. Everyone’s got some sort of trick or life hack that’s just going to change your life. Have a sore throat? Drink some apple cider vinegar and you’ll be fine. Having trouble sleeping? Try drinking camomile tea with lemon before bed, it’ll knock you right out. Want to keep your skin soft? Just shmear semen all over your face.

Wait. What?

Yep, according to this beauty blogger, semen is a fantastic skincare product. Tracy Kiss is a 28-year-old former glamor model and current single mother of two. She also does YouTube tutorials showing people how she maintains her fantastic looks. I’m just not so sure that the means justify the ends. I’ll settle on crappy skin if that’s the only solution.

She explains herself, saying “Semen builds babies, they come out very soft and have beautiful skin, and it leaves my skin nice and soft so I’m very happy to use this as a facial. It feels like a face pack that pulls the skin inwards, it feels so glossy to wipe it off. It’s like having a kind of oil on the face or a wax where it just glides beautifully against the water. It’s so cooling and soothing.”

I’ve heard of a semen facial before, just in a VERY different context that we won’t discuss here.

Here are some more pics of Tracy, without any semen on her face:

My darlings I’m loving all of your love and support right now, high five for #teamkiss but heres the deal, I’m doing a live feed to LA tonight to be on #TheDoctors for CBS Studios then I’m getting on a plane to go chillax on a non-wifi beach and party like its 1999. For press purposes please contact my agent - who doesn’t exist because I don’t actually have one! I’m a one woman band. So if any agents want to handle the fireworks that are going off on my social media, mail and phone right now feel free to drop me a line tracy@tracykiss.com and tell me what your favourite colour is I plan on being very intoxicated and sunburnt shortly 💦💥✈️🍹 my apologies for the snaps and selfies that may or may not follow #omg #selfie #mirror #girl #girls #tracykiss #viral #semen #sperm #facial #semenfacial #beauty #fashion #fitness #blogger #model #legs #heels #picoftheday #instagood #instalike #instacool #instadaily #sfs #sss #fff #ff

A photo posted by Tracy Kiss (@tracykissdotcom) on

Does anybody else find it weird when your ex’s aggy mates and family screenshot pictures of you from your social media (that they’re following) and then send the pictures to each other in group chats to talk about me. Quite why some random blokes I no longer (and didn’t ever really) know would decide to keep topless pictures of me on their phones when the majority of them are married and have kids is a bit strange. I don’t have cheeky pictures of my family or friends in my phone feel like I’m missing out 😂😂😂 Shh I won’t tell anyone who you are but its nice to know that you enjoy them, maybe we won’t make eye contact if we pass each other in the street though 😂🙈🖖🏻💩😂🙈🖖🏻💩 #cheers #strange #strangers #strangers #asyoudo #stalk #stalkers #stalking #growup #manup #fixup #hate #hater #haters #moveon #doone #ttfn #laters #wtf #boys #kids #playground #yawn #girl #girls #drama #girlproblems #firstworldproblems

A photo posted by Tracy Kiss (@tracykissdotcom) on

@exhibit_fashion know how to rock abstract florals! Thank you for my gorgeous mini skirt it just about contains my curves 💚👌🏼💥💚👌🏼💥💚👌🏼💥 wishing you all a blessed weekend filled with light, love and happiness my darlings. I’ve just finished writing my second book Traces Of You by Tracy Kiss which is available for pre-order on Amazon now. Just a few last checks and I’ll see if I can release it early. Needed a cold shower after writing the ending! It’s getting more and more powerful and the third is going to be a show stopper and a half, come to www.tracykiss.com to get a copy 💥💋💥💋💥💋💥 #peace #love #light #beauty #fashion #blogger #model #author #trilogy #book #ebook #fblogger #fashionblogger #instafashion #instalike #instalikes #instastyle #instabeauty #blonde #girl #girls #party #turnup #turntup #skirt #miniskirt #shortskirt #legs

A photo posted by Tracy Kiss (@tracykissdotcom) on


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