I’m going to go out on a limb here and make a bold statement: Bella Thorne is the newest Kardashian. Fine, they may not be related, but to me, they may as well all be one big, happy, media conglomerate family. I swear, it seems like I write about Bella Thorne on a daily basis. At the very least, I cover something pertaining to her two or three times per week.

I’m not exactly complaining, either. I mean, there’s no arguing the fact that Bella Thorne is friggin’ hot. Proclaiming “gosh darnit, I have to write about a super attractive young woman in a bikini!” wouldn’t make much sense, now would it? The reason I’m calling her a Kardashian is because I write about her every single day, and I still have no clue as to what she actually does.

I mean, these photos I’m about to show you appear to be from some sort of photo shoot. There are crew members and people around her making it appear that way, at least. However, all of these pictues were taken with her own phone. Either way, we can assume that she does some sort of modeling in one form or another. I also hear that she’s an actress, but I’ve never seen anything she’s ever been in. I guess at the end of the day the only thing I’m 100% sure of is that she looks awesome in a bikini.

Keep up the good work, I guess?

And here’s an awesome GIF:

And some various Instagram pics:

Ten mill !? I love you guys so much.

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I’m a crazy girl 😊😚😘

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This $hit was hella fun…totally understand why my dad rode a motorcycle:)) here comes my M1 license;)

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#happyvalentinesday to all my single ladies and all the single fellas !!

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You are so beautiful🐟☀️🌤🌊 #slimthick

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