Who hasn’t walked into a gathering expecting to be greeted like the life of the party, only to have no one give a rat’s ass? Well, we’re here to help. Here are a few Reddit party favors that are a sure-fire way to get you hoisted up on the shoulders of your fellow revelers.
1. Taco 12 pack. Those commercials don’t lie. If you walk into a party at the right time, with a taco twelve pack, you’re a fucking hero.
2. Kodak disposable cameras.
3. The funk.
4. One of those parachutes from elementary school PE
6. My dad once brought one of those infrared laser-looking thermometers and had a “hottest ass contest”… seemed to be a hit.
7. Cocaine and a dildo.
8. A Nerf gun arsenal.
9. A box of wigs.
10. Bill Murray.
11. Absolutely anything besides a guitar.