Kim Kardashian posed naked for Paper Magazine’s Winter 2014 issue, baring her gigantic and disproportionate ass for all to see.

The heroes of the Internet reacted pretty much how you would expect them to: by instantly turning it into a meme. Here are some of our favorites that have come out so far:

If her butt were a peach the pit would be roughly the size of planet Earth.

You’ve got to consume a lot of donuts and other carbs to maintain that kind of mass.

Chocolate treat butt.

Kim is used to having wieners in her buns. There is video evidence. (Thanks, Ray J!)

Yippee-kay-yay, motherfucker.

Heavy on the starch.

If there’s news about butts, Nicki Minaj makes an obligatory appearance.

A wild Dickbutt appears.

Put some goddamn clothing on, lady. You’re somebody’s mother!

Which of these faces do you think says more intelligent things?

Half horse, half vapid woman with zero talent.

Crazy photoshop skills!