Even if you roll your eyes, deep down you love when the action hero or heroine drops the snappiest pun in the game. It’s like they plan their attacks based on what kind of post-kill burn they have lined up. That’s a lot of thought being pushed into what otherwise seems like cold-blooded murder.

Here, then, are 100 of the most lethal one-liners in cinema—from any number of Schwarzenegger bon mots (“Let off some steam, Bennett!”) to poetic gems like this one, from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back: “Applesauce, bitch.”