I cared about the Met Gala last night in NYC because I absolutely have to see the weird “hats” that Sarah Jessica Parker tries to get away with wearing every year. But most dudes around the world probably have zero clue what the Met Gala even is, but Queen B made it somewhat relevant again by going practically naked to the event.
It’s a pretty badass dress, and only Beyonce herself would be able to pull this off. The only thing the floral embellishments on the dress really covered were her most sensitive areas. And yeah, it appears she went full out commando on this look. More power to her.
Someone in the crowd asked Beyonce as she walked by in the Givenchy gown, “Did you wake up like this?” And she just casually laughed, saying nothing, and walked away. Because Beyonce.
Nicole Theodore is an editorial assistant at Playboy. She doesn’t wake up like this. Follow her on Twitter @nctheodore.