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Aw, Good for Him: 43-Year-Old Man With 8-Inch Bionic Penis to Lose His Virginity

Courtesy of [NY Daily News/Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx-h2AWPCBJEqzH9HXe2ZIA).

Courtesy of NY Daily News/Youtube.

Let’s kick off 2016 the right way: with a good bionic penis story.

Mohammed Abad, a 43-year-old man best known for having an 8-inch bionic penis, is set to lose his virginity. According to the NY Daily News, an award-winning British dominatrix (no, really) named Charlotte Rose has agreed to have sex with Abad free of charge in the hopes of raising his self-esteem. Where was this woman when I was in high school?

“I am so honored that he chose me to take his virginity,” Rose said. “I’m happy to help him build up confidence. Hopefully he can then find a lovely lady to settle down with.”

According to Rose, the couple’s encounter won’t be a “wham bam thankyou ma'am” situation.

“We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other,“ she said. "And then two hours of private time.”

Two hours? I guess they plan on watching a couple episodes of Narcos on Netflix after they finish.

Unlike most men who lose their penises due to marriage, Abad lost his original member as the result of a childhood car accident. However, doctors at the University College London were able to attach a functioning replacement last year that was partially constructed using a skin graft from his arm.

“I have a pump in my testicles, so when I want to have sex, I pump it up, inflate it and the fluid makes its way into the tubes and that gives me an erection,” Abad told The Sun last year. “And after that, I deflate it when I’m finished.”

There’s a joke about an inflatable girlfriend in there somewhere, but I’m to lazy to make it.

(Source: New York Daily News)

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