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Bobby Brown Says He’s For Sure Had Sex With a Ghost (and Wasn’t High)

Bobby Brown Says He’s For Sure Had Sex With a Ghost (and Wasn’t High):

Bobby Brown’s 20/20 interview reveals a lot, given his emotional insight into his highly publicized, highly critical marriage with Whitney Houston. However, a somewhat lighter moment came when he clarified a story from his memoir Every Little Step.

BROWN: “I bought this mansion in Georgia … this was a really, really spooky place. But yes, one time, I woke up, and yeah, a ghost. I was being mounted by a ghost”

And before you respond with the same thought everyone’s already had, Brown clarified further.

BROWN: "I wasn’t high. I was not tripping. I’ve had some crazy situations.”

Here’s the thing, that’s practically a textbook example of crazy. That’s not a crazy situation like, “We wound up at this biker bar with strippers and everyone was wearing zoot suits.” That’s crazy like…well, honestly, I can’t think of a more distinct example of a cerebral meltdown than having sexual intercourse with a spirit. That’s alien abduction territory. But sure, let’s just go with Bobby Brown slaying a ghost as his “wildest hookup story ever” and not homeless rant.

I mean, how it would ghost sex even work? She doesn’t have…you know what? Scratch that, I can’t go down this road. I don’t have it in me to discuss the logistics here (unless I was, in fact, high and tripping).

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