It was only a matter of time, really. On the heels of every new technology comes the perversion of it — or, rather, the use of it for perversion.

Enter what Rocket News calls the “Boobie Squeezing Device,” an invention of an enterprising Japanese programmer referred to only as “Ryuto.”

Tune-in, Tokyo

Tune-in, Tokyo

Ryuto wasn’t content to use the Oculus Rift VR headset to fight aliens or explore haunted houses. Because why be content? So he tricked out a fancy mouse pad with squishy-soft breasts, added a pressure sensor, an Arduino circuit board and built an interface that allows the user to, well, molest a mouse pad and have the onscreen character respond by covering up and averting her eyes.

There is something comforting, actually, about how reliable the Japanese are when it comes to getting freaky. You could set your cock, er, clock by it.

(Via Topless Robot)