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Bozo Who Thinks His Porsche Is a Humvee Tries to Cross a River and Fails Miserably

At no point whatsoever in this video do you think, “Oh, this will work.” No. That fleeting thought never enters your head. From the instance this doofus gently enters the river in a Porsche Cayenne to the moment all hope is lost, you remain a huge skeptic. It fails miserably, because it was obviously going to.

Can you imagine being this driver trying to explain the failed attempt later? The first indignant question from a friend would be, “What, why?”

“Yeah, I don’t know,” you might bashfully mumble. “I just kind of wished my car was a boat so badly that I thought I could force a change of its entire build and purpose to suit my clearly whimsical desires.”

Or maybe you’ll answer truthfully, “I have absolutely no idea why I thought that would work. I don’t know what a car is, I don’t understand their purpose or function, and I thought it’d be cool to try and wreck something expensive.”

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