I don’t know what you look for in a lawyer, but if it’s babes, jet skis, explosions and unflattering portrayals of cops, then Bryan Wilson is your dude. Known as the “Texas Law Hawk,” either by community or himself, Wilson just debuted yet another over-the-top, red-white-and-blue commercial for his legal services, which I assume are found at a fraternity barbecue. If you wish this was a web series instead, here’s a few more commercials of his that have just as much yelling.