See, guys? Not all burglars are bad. Some of them took the time out of their busy schedules of kicking in doors and scamming the elderly to give some very helpful advice about how to keep them out of your house. Give these a read and put them into action, unless of course you are like me and too broke to own anything of value anyway. Unless a burglar thinks bed sheets and ice trays are going to make him rich, I think I’ll be okay.


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