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Charlotte McKinney Flexes Her Backside in New Workout Pic

Ah push it 👊🏼

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I will never shut up about Charlotte McKinney, as proven time and time and time and time again. She looks like the sketch of a perfect woman that I would’ve frantically put down as a fidgety 12-year-old who wanted sex robots to be a thing by the time I hit high school. It’s like beholding someone who bathed in the Fountain of Youth.

McKinney has all the makings of an angel if demons were consulted for input. I mean, she’d break my moral compass in an instant. Even if she greeted me with the most mundane of waves and polite smiles—the way you do when you pass a neighbor whose name you likely won’t remember until they tell you your party’s too loud—I’d likely have a stroke. If she greeted me with my name, I’d likely return with a scrunched-up face of glee and say, “Hi, Charlotte,” like some bashful aunt who asks if she can bring her cat to Thanksgiving.

The point is, I could never ever be cool or sane around her. That’s why I’m leaving. I have to go into the mountains to study with shamans until I can control myself. Then I shall return for her heart.

And her personality and body too obviously! Sorry, I didn’t mean to leave on such a weird note. I was just trying to be poetic. Ugh, see, this is what I’m talking about. This is why I need a sabbatical.

Post workout glow 💦 💪🏽

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My kind of after party 😋

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Just hanging @gqmexico @hunterandgatti

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#bts from @gqmexico @hunterandgatti 👌🏽

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