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Children of Porn Stars Share Weird Stories About What it Was Like Growing Up

Children of Porn Stars Share Weird Stories About What it Was Like Growing Up:

There’s nothing worse than having to deal with constant hot mom jokes from your friends, but at least it’s somewhat of a compliment to your genes. Now imagine if someone’s mom, or another attractive member of a family, also happened to work in porn. This was the subject of a AskReddit forum that opened up the table for children of porn stars to answer how this may have affected them growing up. Get ready to cringe a little reading some of these stories.


yodaface:
“Well, my dad was a big porn producer and director in the ‘70s-'90s. It made him a ton of money but he blew it all gambling. There was always his porn movies and boxes out at his house. Don’t know if it affected me. I turned out pretty normal sexually. I did find out Ron Jeremy had sex in my kitchen. So there’s that.”

W360:
“I have a hard time watching porn, because every once in a while my Dad will pop up. Imagine that, it is pretty weird.”

kialkialkrocodial:
My father was not a porn star, but was an executive at a company who produced adult films in the 80s/90s. He got drunk one night when I was in college and started showing me all the autographed pictures he had of porn stars. When I was a kid, he used to just tell me he worked for a “company that made low budget movies that you would probably never see.”

Scottishanalysis:
“When I was in the 7th grade, my friend told me that he saw my mom online, and further investigation showed that my mother was on the 'Bang My Wife’ series. So my stepdad at the time allowed my mother to perform on another man for his satisfaction. THANKFULLY my friend kept it a secret from other people. Well, not enough to make an impact. I never told my mom and I have a hard time looking at her in the face now. NO I WILL NOT LINK ANY VIDEOS.”

KoolWalrus:
“In ninth grade there was a guy in gym class who’s mom was apparently a porn star. He did some pretty weird shit including: - giving himself a "nipple piercing” with a safety pin - shitting in the locker room shower So anyway, one day he brings in pics of his mom and shows them to the class. Nobody really knew how to react. He ended up getting expelled for somehow ripping a water fountain out of the wall.“

nakedjedi:
"My mom is a cam whore. B**ch hogs all the bandwidth.”

amuuuuu:
My mother recently became a phone sex line worker. It’s kinda funny. Me and my dad are the only people who know about it, and she shares these amazing stories about the guys she talks to. Once she had a guy who wanted her to scream “I clean with Mr. Muscle”. I think he was trolling but I bet someone’s into that kinda thing. She says it’s pretty fucking great pay and a good laugh, and suggested that I do it too. Hasn’t fucked me up at all. My siblings don’t even know because they’re underage, my sister would tell all her friends and my brother would probably be mortified.

EmilyamI:
“A kid I was in high school with was notorious because his mom was in porn.

Evidently in freshman year he had some friends at his house and they were going through his dad’s stuff looking for alcohol. They find his porn stash and decide to watch some porn together (because some guys do that I guess?) It was a VHS and it wasn’t rewound, so they started it in the middle.

I guess they’re all thoroughly enjoying themselves watching this chick from behind. Then the camera pans to the front and they get a square view of the woman’s face. It’s the kid’s mom.

He never lived it down. Not only was his mom in porn, but he’d been spanking the monkey to her. People would see him walking between classes and yell the name of the actor who was in the scene with her (I don’t remember the name now. Mike something, I think).

When he made the football team someone put up still frames of his mom in other films in the locker room. He transferred schools about halfway through sophomore year because he couldn’t deal with the mocking.”

ididshave:
The “your mom” jokes tended to be surprisingly accurate in most cases.

giverofnofucks:
“My dad was a porn star in the '70s. His genes must run strong, because I have a huge dick, a hairy chest and a sweet mustache. Thanks, dad!”

GentlemenBehold:
“When that kid on XBox live tells me he fucked my mom, it’s kinda hard to prove he didn’t.”

kingoff00ls3:
“I didn’t live with her, I was adopted by my grandfather. However I fucked up when I told everyone in elementary school that my mother was a movie star. My parents didn’t know how to tell me.

I am Asian and I can’t look at Asian porn is one odd thing about it; the fear is real. I don’t like hedonistic living as a response to her. Any questions?”

AtlantisLuna:

“One of my friends found pictures of my sister on some revenge porn site in high school. He seemed almost disappointed when I didn’t really care. I don’t know … She’s ever progressing towards fame, it might be a good thing that her nudes were leaked early on. Besides, I don’t know what he expected from me, like … if anything, it says more about her ex than her, you know?”

LatexBand1t:
“Let’s say MILF isn’t my favorite category.”

tee1thousan:
“We get alot of pizza dudes and plumbers at my house.”

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