Yes, Chloë Grace Moretz is a beautiful and talented actress. It makes total sense that you’d like her. But that does not make it okay to find out where she lives, skateboard up to her house like she’s expecting you (and like you’re in a teen movie), and try to give her cookies. If you insist on doing that, she’s not going to live out your daydreams by answering the door and inviting you in—she’s going to pretend she’s not home. If you then go to her neighbor’s house to confirm that you knocked on the right door, it’s only going to make things worse. As her neighbor tries to figure out what the hell you were thinking, Moretz is going to call the cops on your ass. This is all factual, and based on actual events, according to TMZ.

Dying to tell the 20-year-old actress how much you loved her as Hit-Girl back in the day? Desperate to share your theory on why Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising was better than the original? Instead of taking the creepy stalker route, consider leaving a friendly comment on her social media—and if you feel the urge to give her cookies, stick with the emoji kind.

Even if you’re SURE you’re her biggest fan, show her the respect of admiring her from a distance. Her Instagram is a great place to start:

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