Yesterday, Sports Illustrated shared an unusual video of Chrissy Teigen in a breast-baring swimsuit on the si_swimsuit Instagram. In the clip, her breasts have something to say—and they say it in a high-pitched voice. Just watch:
Yes, it’s bizarre to hear a set of breasts say, “Hi, y’all! I’m Chrissy’s boobs!” Once you get past the initial weirdness of talking breasts, you may have a few questions, such as:
Why do her breasts sound kind of southern? Teigen was born in Utah, and lived in Hawaii, Idaho, Washington and California while she was growing up, so this one is a total mystery.
Wait, where is she? Her breasts say, “I’m having a great time here in Zanzibar.” Zanzibar is a group of islands off the coast of Tanzania in East Africa. The area has some of the most beautiful beaches in the world.
Can someone give these breasts a TV show? The way Teigen’s breasts end the video by saying, “That’s all for now,” suggests that they have the perfect skill set to host their own show—they’re gorgeous, friendly and outgoing. Teigen co-hosts Lip Sync Battle with LL Cool J on Spike TV, but she doesn’t exactly give her breasts equal time on the mic. In fact, this is the first time she’s even let on that they can talk.
Where can I see more of these amazing breasts? One of Teigen’s breasts made a public appearance at Super Bowl LI, and you can often get a peek at them on her Instagram. Whenever any part of Teigen’s body does something newsworthy, you can trust Playboy to keep you informed.