Yes, Chrissy Teigen is a model and a television host, but aside from those professions she’s also a certified professional badass. She may not have an eye patch or wear a leather jacket every day, but Chrissy is absolutely a badass none the less. Why, you may ask? Because she eats spaghetti in bed on white sheets, THAT’S WHY!

Eating some spaghetti after the @Dailymail and @Mailonline yacht party #seriouslypopular #goodnight

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That’s like a notch above “going in the pool less than 30 minutes after eating” and a notch below “stabbing someone in the neck with a pen”. I’m pretty sure it’s right in the middle.

In fact, Chrissy’s Instagram account is an anomaly of it’s own. Most models fill their feed up with photoshoot pics or selfies of themselves, but Chrissy’s pictures consist of 70% food, 20% her eating food, and 10% other unimportant stuff like her husband or whatever. It’s clear that Chrissy Teigen loves her food, any time, and clearly, any place.

Can’t wait to go home and make some new drinks with @CaptainMorganUS for my 4th of July party! #SunsOutRumsOut #spon

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Second calling (seriously. I would be this)

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