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If College Majors Had Slogans

If College Majors Had Slogans:

Picking an area of concentration would have been so much easier if colleges were this honest. Here are just a few majors summed up succinctly in this list compiled by the folks over at Reddit.

1. Engineering: Tons of chicks, just not very many of them.
MrNoodleIncident

2. Theatre Major: How to Determine Your Sexual Orientation By Sleeping With Everyone You Meet.
CrazyWhirlygig

3. Philosophy: I think therefore I am unemployable.
skycmonaco

4. Petroleum Engineering: Ensuring Environmental Science majors have careers!
Osmialignaria

5. Economics: Imagine a factory that sells widgets…
wanmoar

6. Communications: Keeping NCAA student-athletes eligible for 60 years.
Ash-Housewares

7. Biochemistry: Bad biologists, worse chemists.
molecularity

8. Software Engineering: But it works on my machine…
HolyMustard

9. Nursing: You’re going to see some stuff.
poopity_doopity

10. Math: We have come up with a truly marvelous slogan, but there’s not enough space for it here.
SawJong

11. Education: We hope you like drinking in private.
AfterTowns

12. Marketing: Where bullshitting dreams come true.
aUnicornFart

13. Physics: Theoretical Engineering.
TheQuantum

14. Music: I’m aware of the potential outcomes.
remymo

15. Anthropology: Advanced people watching.
metal_dude

16. Graphic Design: No, I won’t make your logo for free.
cswelbar

17. Zoology: Because you can’t major in kittens.
llamacatnarwhal

18. Geology: “Jesus Christ Marie! They’re minerals!”
gbuck97

19. Political Science: Your opinion is wrong.
arsenalisthe_best

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