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Guess Which College Major Has the Highest Percentage of Virgins

Guess Which College Major Has the Highest Percentage of Virgins: Bill Gates clumsily attemts to explain "The Shocker" to a group of Cincinnati-area IT professionals.

Bill Gates clumsily attemts to explain "The Shocker" to a group of Cincinnati-area IT professionals.

We have some good news for art majors and some very bad news for computer science majors.

A less-than surprising survey conducted by the British student newspaper “The Tab” found that only 1 percent of students majoring in art were virgins. Even less shocking is the fact that computer science had the highest percentage of virgins. A whopping 11 percent of would-be programmers have still not inserted their flash drives into a port.

If you don’t like bad sex euphemisms, you’ve clicked on the wrong article.

Aside from computer science, physics had the second highest percentage of virgins, with 9 percent having failed to put their bodies in motion. Dental students came in third at 5 percent, although we can assume that number would drop dramatically if oral sex was included.

On the other end of the spectrum students studying sociology seem to have no problem getting social. They tied with art majors at 1 percent rate of virginity. Students of art history, business, philosophy, foreign languages and politics are also getting A’s in the bedroom, with only 2 percent remaining chaste.

Keep in mind that the survey, which quizzed 11,549 college students, was taken in England. Computer science majors in America might be crushing it. And even if that’s not the case, I’m sure a follow-up survey will show that compared to art students, computer science majors are far less likely to starve to death after college.

UPDATE:
For those of you who clicked over from Facebook looking for that lovely girl working on the computer, here she is. Apologies to all of you who got “Billdo’d.”

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