If you’re a female who needs a “free” ride from Montreal to Toronto, you’re in luck.

If you’re willing to blow a dude to get there, anyway.

In a recent Craigslist ad, via Jezebel, a “chill, cool guy” offers a free ride in a brand new car to a woman who will converse with him and suck his dick.

The ad:

“Hey! I’m a young good looking, chill, cool guy who’s driving to Toronto. I’m easy going, friendly and a very safe driver. I’ll be driving a brand new car and leaving time is flexible. – I’m offering a ride to Toronto for the cost of good conversation and a blow job. (Female only!)

I’ve always had a fantasy about this but have never bothered exploring it. It’s a new year, so why not put it out on Craigslist, right? :) I’m not a creep by the way. Attractive, clean, Caucasian.”

Yeah, I mean, why the fuck not?

I have a question, though: does the woman have to give him head while he’s driving? Because although that seems adventurous and fun, it is really actually quite dangerous, and in my opinion not worth all the hassle.