I’ve only made a police officer laugh one time. Every other time I’ve been pulled over, they were wannabe hard-asses with no sense of humor. The one time it worked, the cop asked what I did and, against my better judgment, I told him I was a comedian. He asked me to tell him a joke. I responded “I respect your badge and authority too much to tell you one of my jokes. They are dirty and crass and have no place in the fine society you’ve sworn to protect and serve.” He laughed, called me a bad comedian for not telling him a joke, and sent me on my way. Below are some other times that the police have been tickled.

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