Don’t get me wrong, I love these pictures of Courtney Stodden in a duct tape bikini. It’s one of the sexiest things I’ve seen in a long time. However, the first thing that comes to mind when I look at these images isn’t how hot Courtney looks, but rather the removal process. How damn painful must that be? I can’t even rip a bandaid off without shedding a tear or two, I can’t imagine taking duct tape off my bare nipples (not to be confused with bear nipples, which are a very different thing).

I guess Courtney Stodden is just that dedicated. She’ll put duct tape all over her skin because she knows that we, the general public, will appreciate it. We do, Courtney. Thank you. She knows what the people want and she delivers, again and again. Keep up the phenomenal work, my dear.


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